Sunday, October 23, 2005

Spic jokes

SPIC JOKES

Racial Characteristics:
Resembling the Spanish in all their more loathsome characteristics except lazier, dirtier, and more thieving. A large percentage of American Indian blood in the average Mexican deprives him of any natural human sympathies or moral sense and makes him a wholly unmanageable drunk. The principal industry of Mexico is the production of pornographic playing cards that depict their women corrupting the morals of donkeys. Completely untrustworthy, the Mexican will make food out of anything that will hold still, feed it to you, and charge you for it besides. An attempt to conquer and hence eliminate this pesky breed of miscegenators was launched by our government during the last century, but wholesale nausea on the part of our troops, when they'd witnessed Mexican home life prevented our doing as thorough a job as we should have.

Good Points:
They make great gardners.

Proper Forms of Address:
Wetback, beaner, chili-dipper, taco turd, flap hat, scratch-back.



What do you call a little mexican?
A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay.

Why aren't there any spics on Star Trek?
They won't work in the future either!

What do you call a gang of spics running down a hill?
Jailbreak!

Why do blacks put their garbage in clear bags?
So puerto ricans can window shop!

Why do spics drive lowriders?
So they can drive while they pick strawberries.

What do you call a mexican getting baptised?
Bean dip!

What do you call a building full of spics?
A jail!

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan!

What do you call a spic with a rubber toe?
Roberto!

How do you kill a mexican?
Throw a quarter off a cliff!

What do you get when you breed a black and a mexican?
A theif who's too lazy to steal!

Why don't mexicans have barbecues?
The beans keep falling through the grill!

What did the spic say when his home fell on him?
Get off me holmes!!

How do you find the richest spic in town?
Drop a penny, whoever catches it is the richest spic!

Why do mexicans eat tamales on christmas?
So they'll have something to unwrap!

Why were there only 40,000 mexicans at the Alamo?
They only have two cars!



How do you start a mexican parade?
Roll a quarter down the street!

A mexican and a nigger are riding in car . . who's driving?
A cop!

How do you hide money from a mexican?
Hide it under a bar of soap!

Why is there no mexican olympic team?
All the spics who can run, jump or swim are in the U.S.!

Why is a spic like a pizza?
They're both small, greasy and speak no english!

What is a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed!

Why do mexicans like tiny steering wheels?
It make it easier to drive while handcuffed!

What do you call a spick with too much hair jell?
A jellybean!

How do you save a drowning Puerto Rican?
You don't know, GOOD!

What do get when you cross a Spic and a gook?
A car thief who can't drive

What do you call a Mexican with long hair?
An Indian!

Why do Hispanic women hate Swans?
Because they're White, They're Beautiful, and They usually know who the fathers of their children are!

How do you start a riot in mexico?
Roll a Quarter down the street.
How do you find the richest beaner in mexico?
Find out who go the quarter!

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